No. 37


Teaching Crude Behavior to Foreign Children: Decades from now, the elders of this village will gather together under a crisp desert night to drink opium and tell stories. They will tell stories of kings and farmers, of gods and goddesses and of a strange white man who once visited their home and taught several children how to make farty noises with their hands. One of these children would become a revered regional musician, lauded for an innovative new sound that incorporates these hand noises. New generations will imitate this sound, new elders will tell this story. A legacy is born.

Discussion:

Anonymous Cassie:

Oh how I miss hand fart

8:56 AM  
Blogger mr. ronnie:

nice.

10:00 PM  
Blogger Denise Olsen:

Oh- how I wish I knew how to hand fart.

10:30 AM  

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